Magic toothpaste

On occasion, I come up with these wacky ideas for inventions. There was the bathroom desk I came up with during college. You'd place it in front of the toilet. This prompted the question, "Pants? Or no pants?" The answer is a Constanza-esque "No pants, baby!"

Another one of these wacky ideas was the toothpaste that didn't make orange juice or milk taste terrible for a half hour after brushing your teeth. Incredibly, Jen and I stumbled upon this product in the real world last week: Tom's of Maine's Natural Homeopathic-Style Toothpaste. I don't know why it's "homeopathic style" Is it not homeopathic at all? Damn you Tom! For beating me to market and for confusing me with your marketing. Anyhow, I strong recommend the apricot flavor. It tastes great and you can now safely brush BEFORE breakfast.