12.31.2007

Predictions for the New Year

Well, 2007 is at its end. I don't want to look back too much. It's all in this blog already, isn't it? So here are some serious and no so serious predictions for next year:


  • This country will elect either its first woman president, or its first biracial president. And I will be a happy citizen.
  • The J-Dawg will start a band with his cousins in L.A. and Prague. The fathers will fight online about which one of us will get the producer credit on their debut album.
  • During our trip to Prague, many conversations will start this way, "Yes, we are Americans. No, we didn't vote for him."

    Our new Czech friend will say, "Funny, I've never met any Americans who did."

    "Oh there are plenty of them. It's just that most of them won't go anyplace that doesn't have a Hooters."

    "Hooters?"

    "Nevermind. Long story."
  • I will do at least 36,600 pushups.