I've decided to run my life like a business. Everything's just smoother that way. So then, today is the first day of Nervda's fiscal year. I'm going to lay out some goals for the upcoming year:
1. Reducing operating costs. The outlay for cheeseburgers and pizza is absurd. It's back to the economically effiecent ramen.
2. Win a marathon. I've run one. I'm tired of being a midpacker. Kenyans beware.
3. Teach the Chickpea to pitch. Left handed. This is a major investment. Have you seen how much money a lefty reliever can make?
4. Limit stupid April Fool's items on the blog to one.
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